Juggalo Burger Anyone

This weekend the NinjaTactics Crew went to check out a burger joint in west side Fort Worth called "Chubbys Burger Shack". There were rumers of a burger challenge where the winner of this would win naming rights to the burger, we dicided to check it out. I mean how cool would it be to be able to order a "Juggalo Burger". We decide we would try to order the the challenge and share it just so we could see what a 3lb burger and 2lb fries looked like. No luck, only one person can order challenge with no sharing of the burger or fries. We also found out that the challenge had just recently been beaten by some guy named "Romeo" one week ago, he was able to beat the challenge in under 29 minutes (Damn!). The challenge has a time limit of 45 minutes but since the challenge has been beaten you have to beat it under Romeo's time (29 min) if you want to name the burger. One Jugglo at the table did rise to the occasion and said he would take the challenge and if he won it would be named the "Juggalo Burger" (Whoop! Whoop!). JCsJester took on the challenge he was able to devoure 1, 1/2lb burger and a handfull of fries in just under 3 minutes! But then something devistating happended BANG! out of nowhere he started to wuss out saying the burger was too hot, then POW! there were too many freaking fries, and BOOM! he said he hadn't prepared to eat this much. After eating 2 out of the 6 hamberger patties and about 1/4 lb of fries he QUIT. The challenge was over and the joy of having a Juggalo Burger on the menu exploded in our faces like a massive time bomb.






After witnessing the quantity of food that the Challenge consisted of , I myself think I can take the Challenge and WIN. I dont know if I can beat Romeos time of 29 minutes, But I know i can do it in the 45 minute time limit. If I can do that I can at least tag the Chubby's Wall and place a Hatchet Man Decal on that B!tch. Juggalos I need your help should I take the Challenge? leave your comments